Joke Corner

Ang page na ito ay dedicated kay baby bryan. 😀

So, yeah. Sa comment niyo na lang ilagay yung jokes niyo.

Happy laughtripping!

Responses

  1. wag kayo maglagay ng joke dito

  2. tae ang corny ni corny cam. gumawa pa ng joke corner

  3. 😦 Wala namang nagpopost ng joke. Bryan, where are youuu?

  4. sino sa Rb ang ginagamit sa shooting?
    E di si CAM!

  5. corny

  6. tae bobo. ehhehhehheh

  7. May sampung pusa tumalon ang isa ilan ang natira?
    E di sampu. Isa naman ang tumalon hindi pusa eh.

  8. Bakit yung gumawa nitong joke corner hindi nilagay sa corner? dapat ang tawag dito joke tab!

  9. Sino sa Rb ang mahilig sa Jazz? Sina Jazzmine at Jazzper!
    Sino sa Rb ang sira? SiRyan!
    Sino sa Rb ang mahilig sa crackers? Si Fourtia, kasi “apat dapat”
    Sino ang mga pinsan ni Emil Tan? Sina Emil Sin, at Emil Cos!
    Bakit Sita ang pangalan ni Sita? Kasi nakita siya sa tabi ng Sitaw!
    Kung masira yung chariot ni Ravana, saan na siya sasakay? Sa Van!

  10. salamat sa tumatangkilik nitong joke corner(tab):
    Good Gino, Captain Carlo, at Corny Cam!
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  11. Ang corny niyong lahat

  12. George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
    George: Great. Lay it on me.
    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
    George: That’s what I want to know.
    Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
    George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
    Condi: Yes.
    George: I mean the fellow’s name.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The new leader of China.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The Chinaman!
    Condi: Hu is leading China.
    George: Now what are you asking me for?
    Condi: I’m telling you, Hu is leading China.
    George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
    Condi: That’s the man’s name.
    George: That’s whose name?
    Condi: Yes.
    George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
    Condi: That’s correct.
    George: Then who is in China?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir is in China?
    Condi: No, sir.
    George: Then who is?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir?
    Condi: No, sir.
    George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
    Condi: Kofi?
    George: No, thanks.
    Condi: You want Kofi?
    George: No.
    Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
    Condi: Kofi?
    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
    Condi: And call who?
    George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
    Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
    George: Will you stay out of China?!
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
    Condi: Kofi.
    George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
    (Condi picks up the phone.)
    Condi: Rice, here.
    George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

  13. nakakatawa naman kayo

  14. amp!! ang korny…

  15. sinong pro ng rb?
    edi ako!!!

  16. magjoke naman kayo wala pa ko nakikitang nakakatawa eh

  17. sabay tayo nagpost

  18. saan nakatira si portia?
    sa balite drive!!!
    sinong rb ang matanda?
    si caballes!

  19. ano ym mo jovick?

  20. joke ba yun?

  21. hindi

  22. sinong rb ang pokemon?
    edi si CHARISArd!!!

  23. may 10 pusa. anong tawag sa nanay nila?

    edi mommy!!!

  24. anong element ang under the sea?
    edi silicon!! hardcore di nakakatawa

  25. bakit ginawa ang kotse?
    kasi sira!!!

  26. may 10 aso ano tawag sa anak nila?
    edi puppy!!

  27. bakit ginawa ang eroplano?
    kasi plinano na nila!!!

  28. ano ang common kina emil tan, borgy tan, at sir tan?

    lahat sila lalake!

  29. sino naiiba sa 4:
    jovick
    alec
    jasper
    kwan

  30. edi sila alec, jasper, at kwan
    kasi hindi sila garnet

  31. sinong rb ang hahawakan mo kung ayaw mo matumba?
    edi si carlo, kasi kapitan!

  32. Anong pangalan ng nanay ko?

    edi mommy!

  33. Anong pangalan ng tatay ko?

    edi daddy!!

  34. Anong mas korni p dun??

    edi brother!!

  35. korni mo gino!!

  36. What is the 7th letter of the alphabet??

    Edi H!!

    isipin nio n lng kung bkit…

  37. epal ako

  38. T1 H2 E3 A4 L5 P6 H is the 7th.

  39. gino senosin wag mong gamitin pangalan ko!!

  40. ikaw ang nauna

  41. aq c gino isa aqng geisha..

    sana muse aq ng rb..

  42. lalalalalalalala

  43. epal ako lalalala

  44. aq un ndi c bj..

    sori ah..

  45. joke corner po e2!!

  46. ako si totoong macx

  47. punta kayo sa website na e2!!
    http://www.freewebs.com/easybiodiesel/

  48. aq c totoong macx

  49. kala niyo ba nakakatawa kayo?

  50. hinde naman aq nagpapatawa ehhh

  51. labo.

  52. labo ba??

  53. edi gumamit ka ng salamin

  54. more jokes plsss…

  55. joke

  56. joke x 10

  57. bobo ba kayo?
    o tanga lang?
    alam niyo bang joke corner to?
    sana naman tol, pare, tsong, bro,
    onting UTAK! ndi to ym!!!

  58. kaw rin kaya…
    d ka naman nag joke ehhh…XD

  59. ano nakakapagpaiyak kapag nahawakan?

  60. ewan…

  61. ang tanga naman haha

  62. tsong pare tol bro

  63. wala ako maisip eh

  64. joke joke joke naman… yung nakakatawa ha

  65. akala mo nakakatawa ka alec?

  66. aling hayop sa dagat ang di marunong mamigay?
    E di ang selfish.(Shellfish)

  67. may ganun nga ba?

  68. akala mo ba nagpapatawa si alec? tanga

  69. \o/
    l
    l
    /\

    stickman \m/

  70. eto bugtong:
    “hindi tao, hindi hayop, hindi bagay…”

  71. edi barong tagalog na may jersey sa labas at pink na
    jogging pants… at may suspender pa!

  72. ehehehehe

  73. anong tawag nio sa akin??

    edi esguerra macho..

  74. hindi aq rb…

    ang corny nio gRBe!!!

  75. titi mo corny….

    ….kaya walang corny

  76. may corny kaya!! bobo!!

  77. joke corner po i2…

  78. hoy bj!! nauubos na ang mga upuan!!

  79. magingat na tong joke corner baka upuan ka ni bj. magiging sub-atomic particle ka

  80. Please stop using other people’s names. 😀

  81. oo nga naman bj.

  82. joke ba yan bj or kung sino ka man?

  83. wala namang gamitan ng pangalan!!

  84. wala ring gamitan ng e-mail ad!!

  85. gwapo si luna.

    kaya walang gwapo.

    yun lang.

    salamat.

  86. salamat?
    ryan?
    eheheheheheh…

  87. mga autistic kayo di niyo gamitin sarili niyong pangalan

  88. wala namang gamitan ng pangalan. 😀
    eheheheheheh daym!!!

  89. sino ako?

  90. autistic ako

  91. oh, ayan na… sarili niyong pangalan na yung name ko… eheheheheheh…

  92. anoung bagay ang dinidilaan bagu ipasok? edi sinulid! ahahahahaha.

  93. nakakatawa ka naman jovick ilagay mo nga yan sa joke tab (ulit)

  94. sinou si bouy? noukakatawaou namoun syaou. hahahahaou. sinu kayau syau? ang astoug namoun nyaou!! hardcour!

  95. hawakan niyo ilong ko!!!

  96. hawakan niyo ako!!!

  97. fucking asshole meron kaming paki sa ilong mo!! joke yun… kaya nga nasa joke tab

  98. sabi ni portia yung tape naw na nasa tubig yung duct tape. nakakatawa naman diba?

  99. galing talaga ni portia

  100. galing naman niya sabihin mo sa kanya pa autograph. joke uli yun kaya nga nasa joke tab eh

  101. Warning: The following joke is dirty!

    Ano sa english ang malayong tsaa?
    Edi DIRTY! (There tea)

  102. diba dapat PARTY? (Far Tea)

  103. ang corny ko diba?

  104. hardcore

  105. bakit ba ang daming nagjo-joke dito?
    (joke yun, kaya nga nasa joke corner/tab eh)

  106. stalker ako ng rubidium

  107. hahahaha

  108. tae, ang bobo ng mga tao na gagamitin nila
    name ng iba pero isusulat nila yung totoo nilang email ad… hahaha… eheheheheheh

  109. Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

    Vulol ako

  110. Xoilà! In view, a humble Xaudevillian Xeteran, cast Xicariously as both Xictim and Xillian by the Xicissitudes of Fate.

  111. I liked that movie o:

  112. Toilà! Tn tiew, t tumble taudevillian teteran, tast ticariously ts toth tictim tnd tillian ty the ticissitudes tf tate. This tisage, to tere teneer tf tanity, ts t testige tf the tox topuli, tow tacant, tanished. Towever, this talorous tisitation tf t ty-gone texation, ttands tivified tnd tas towed to tanquish these tenal tnd tirulent termin tanguarding tice tnd touchsafing the tiolently ticious tnd toracious tiolation of tolition. The tnly terdict ts tengence; t tendetta, teld ts t totive, tot tn tain, tor the talue tnd teracity tf tuch thall tne tay tindicate the tigilant tnd the tirtuous. terily, this tichyssoise tf terbiage teers tost terbose, to tet te timply tdd that tt ts ty tery tood tonor to teet tou tnd tou tay tall te L.

    ulol ako

  113. 6oilà! In 6iew, a humble 6audevillian 6eteran, cast 6icariously as both 6ictim and 6illian by the 6icissitudes of Fate. This 6isage, no mere 6eneer of 6anity, is a 6estige of the 6ox populi, now 6acant, 6anished. However, this 6alorous 6isitation of a by-gone 6sexation, stands 6i6ified and has 6owed to 6anquish these 6enal and 6irulent 6ermin 6anguarding 6ice and 6ouchsafing the 6iolently 6icious and 6oracious 6iolation of 6olition. The only 6erdict is 6engence; a 6endetta, held as a 6otive, not in 6ain, for the 6alue and 6eracity of such shall one day 6indicate the 6igilant and the 6irtuous. 6erily, this 6ichyssoise of 6erbiage 6eers most 6erbose, so let me simply add that it is my 6ery good honor to meet you and you may call me 7.

    *** ako!

  114. 7oilà! In 7iew, a humble 7audevillian 7eteran, cast 7icariously as both 7ictim and 7illian by the 7icissitudes of Fate. This 7isage, no mere 7eneer of 7anity, is a 7estige of the 7ox populi, now 7acant, 7anished. However, this 7alorous 7isitation of a by-gone 7sex, stands 7i7ified and has 7owed to 7anquish these 7enal and 7irulent 7ermin 7anguarding 7ice and 7ouchsafing the 7iolently 7icious and 7oracious 7iolation of 7olition. The only 7erdict is 7engence; a 7endetta, held as a 7otive, not in 7ain, for the 7alue and 7eracity of such shall one day 7indicate the 7igilant and the 7irtuous. 7erily, this 7ichyssoise of 7erbiage 7eers most 7erbose, so let me simply add that it is my 7ery good honor to meet you and you may call me 8.

  115. A THOUSAND NATIONS OF THE PERSIAN EMPIRE DESCEND UPON YOU. OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN

  116. this is madness. D:

  117. THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  118. then we will fight in the shade!

  119. I WILL SLAY YOUR MONSTA

  120. hindi na rubidium iniistalk ko…LITHIUM NA!!! yata…di pa ako sure. 😛

  121. PLS

  122. TUMIGIL NA KAYO

  123. TUMIGIL NA KAYO!!!

  124. corny nio!!

  125. buti p blog namin!!!

  126. HAHAHAHA!!!(bloisterous laughing)

  127. I DARE YOU

  128. TO MOVE

  129. corny blog…pitiful

  130. but funny in the slightest sense

  131. alam niyo ba na merong dahilan kung bakit tinawag tong joke corner(tab)?

  132. Happy Birthday to me!
    Dolot!
    Julius R.!
    5 years old na me, pero di na me virginitis :((

  133. HAPI MAJIKAL BERTDEY TU MI!!!

  134. GO BORDS!
    GO DOLOT!

  135. tae, ang pangit na ng joke corner… 😦

  136. dun tayo sa atrium!

  137. Isa akong epal na corny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  138. Ako si Gino SENOSIN, isa akong machong lalaki, mahilig ako sa mga geisha…

  139. ako si gino, ako ay machong lalaki, mahilig ako sa mga geisha

  140. ako si gino, isa akong machong lalaki, mahilig ako sa geisha, … memoirs of a

  141. ang corny naman. mas corny pa dito -> http://happyhomemaker88.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/sweet-corn.jpg

  142. HULKSMASH

  143. ang corny nung corn. :))

  144. kailangan na ba mag delete ng ibang comments?

  145. nope

  146. sino sa champaca?

  147. sino crush ni sir rojas? edi wala kasi umiiyak siya.

  148. bakit umiiyak si sir rojas? kasi oo

  149. Sino bakaw sa Mg???

    E di Tuyo.

  150. pede na bang magbura?

  151. Magaling si Kobe
    Idol ko rin si Kwan

    Kwan, 1 on 1 tayo

    Chris Paul vs. Justin Kwan

  152. bakit maganda si Cara?!

    Hinde!

  153. Sino sa Champaca ang hindi bakaw??
    Edi si Fidel!!

  154. pustahan
    sino mananalo,
    si kwan o si chris paul?

  155. punta kayo sa 4th floor audi sa friday
    4:30pm, hintayin nyo si chris paul sa pinto…

  156. tanungin nyo si kwan( III-K)
    tungkol dito…

  157. Sino sa champaca ang di bakaw? Edi si Sir Rojas kasi umiiyak siya.

  158. recruiting people, need sexy ones. free dildoes and condoms.FILJOURN!!!!!!!!!

  159. buying more bus, dry only

  160. si kwan kalaban ni chris paul…
    si kwan=suratos, chris paul=kalbo
    .:
    suratos vs. neil

  161. T_T <—–sir rojas umiiyak

  162. 1.75 ako sa bio!!!
    hahaha
    joke yun kaya nga nasa joke corner eh…

  163. anong gusto niyong burahin?

    .. lahat? :))

  164. T__T

  165. hoy wag kayo ganyan manly ako

  166. pogi rin ako

  167. bobo ako sa speling…
    pero mas pogi ako kay kawasima..

  168. recruiting new members…

  169. recruiting new members… sexy only

  170. oi, wag kau ganyan!!!
    crush ko si sir tan!!!
    🙂

  171. Idol ko si Shaq!
    pero mas idol ko si Carlo…

    Carlo Cristobal laban tayo

    Amare vs. Carlo

  172. Carlo mas malakas ako mag block sayo

    pero tanga ako sa 3 points

    idol!

  173. Kwan!
    Kailan yung laban natin?!?

    Bilis, atat na ako na kalabanin ka

    Ang galing mo kasi e
    talo mo pa si Deron Williams

  174. Oi Jovick!
    inggit ako kay Chris Paul.

    Laban naman tayo

  175. ano ba yan!
    sikat talaga blog ng rubidium

    pati nba players bumibisita sa blog natin

  176. Tae panis ako kay Kobe Bryant. Galing niya magdribble at magshoot!!

  177. Mas magaling ako!

  178. hindi ka magaling
    malaki lang nunal mo!!!
    s

  179. ex

  180. tae, idol ko si gloria…

  181. Joke lang yun…

  182. i love jonas brothers…and cueshe na rin.

  183. tae ang korny nyo

  184. Please watch the Beijing Olympics torch bearing…
    Rubidium 2010…
    Attendance will be checked…

  185. sorry ming, hindi ako makaka attend sa olympics natin… kasi si sabi ni mia may practice daw…
    ikaw na lang nood samin… palitan mo na lang ako sa basketball team natin…

  186. tapos na practice namin.. sige yao ming oonti na uli playing time mo

  187. Di kayo pwede umalis alec! Kundi iiyak si Sir Rojas kasi malalate kayo.

    Bakit umiiyak si Sir Rojas? Kasi wala sina jovick at alec at wala siyang social life. HHAHAHAHA

  188. ano ba wag niyo siya lokohin? kung hindi I will cut you into pieces with arrows that never missed their mark!

  189. magbubura na ko…

  190. lalalalalalalalala

  191. sex malubag

  192. NASAAN NA ANG AKING PAGE(TAB)?!

  193. ASTIG YUNG BLOG NAMIN

  194. malubag

  195. huh?

  196. POWER OF CHAOS!!!!

  197. baka FLOWER OF CHAOS!!!

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  199. spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

  200. Stop spamming or i’ll cut you to pieces!!

  201. Hey will you stop it it’s getting annoying already…

  202. HEY!! This isn’t funny!!

  203. I am the black typer!! Feel my roar!! With my typing powers i can block your site!!

  204. baka ikaw si dwight howard kaya
    ka nangba-block

  205. and yet, zhenthlemen, zhe thao is constitutionally fee

  206. anzho bzha yzhan! ndzhi namanzh akozh ganyanzh magzhalita a

  207. I will wok! Wok until my weariness fall!

  208. May joke ako.

    AHAHAHAHA.

    nakakatawa diba?

  209. sex.

  210. Crush ko si Manuman!
    (Hindi ito joke kaya nasa joke corner!)
    Hindi ako nagjoke. Ako si Joed Rodelas III-Sr.

  211. What a great website! Many thanks

    • Lurking 👀


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